My Pretend Boyfriend

I finally got the tiny rock 

out of my shoe

it was my pretend boyfriend.

He was in my shoe 

all night long

I could only complain 

and listen to song..

My pretend boyfriend. 

He was in my boot for quite some time

and I always wasted, 

all my time

With my pretend boyfriend. 

I got that tiny rock 

right out my boot,

and then found another man

to take a foot

Only soon to realize

I'd found but a pebble

in the light of my dear lost fellow. 

I really do love

my pretend boyfriend. 

To that man I know

and love

my pretend boyfriend.