Single Single

"Single single and ready to mingle!" 

says the man with the silver hat. 

He wears a combover,

a terrible blazer,

and a good bit of beer belly fat.

He staggers around the bars of the town

Lookin the ladies up and then down.

I hope and I pray,

I'll never see the day

I'm so single,

So single single and ready to mingle!

With a combover and beer belly fat,

just like that.. 

Just like that. 

I hope I'm never like that.